just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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