JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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