he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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