Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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