You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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