nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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