I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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