Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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