if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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