Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
This house was built for laser tag.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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