This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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