Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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