i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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