My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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