No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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