Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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