I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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