I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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