I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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