Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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