I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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