doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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