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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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