i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You were trust falling into bushes
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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