there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
sex in a hospital.. check
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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