This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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