i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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