Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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