Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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