put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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