Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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