I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Randomize
