you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Randomize
