Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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