I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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