so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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