ya dads aren't the best wingmen
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Floor bacon is actually really good
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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