it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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