Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
