How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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