Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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