you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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