What did we do last night that was yellow?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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