get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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