Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
the raccoons are back...
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