Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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