We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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