no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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