i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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