Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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