he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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