That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she told me i tasted like america
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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