I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
pop tarts are not kleenex
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Randomize
