I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize