I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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