Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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