Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Naked. naked and bneed help.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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